Just so we both are on the same page, I have no solid plans as to where I'll be sleeping tonight.
you woke me up in the middle of the night to tell me you were taking off your pants and it was not an invitation.
there's just a random girl here singing about how much she loves fiber
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
He's got a southern drawl and a lisp. I'm getting mindfucked right now.
Semen is not good for contacts.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
she's a kindergarten teacher now. The teacher desks are the perfect height for fucking. I'm delaying the break up a few weeks.
Is it wrong I want to seduce my ex to prove the point to his current gf he's an ass?
I should send him a pic of my crotch with the caption "thanks for the memories"
I'll pass on that plan. The lack of my penis in new vaginas is no where on the itinerary.
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
YOU ATE THE FUCKING GOLDFISH!?
Sometimes I feel like my vagina has a photographic memory of his penis. It sucks that he got engaged....
I never thought I'd be complaining about having sex 4 times a day, but here we are...
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