So about class tomorrow..... i,ll be there. But I may be still a bit drink and wearing a suit. I'll explain when I get there.
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
super high. so of course there was a shoot out at the bank. there are 20 cop cars no lie. if i make it out of this i will never smoke again
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Don't worry I drank 7 more beers & brought home a guy that bit me at the bar.
what are we doing this weekend?
I have enough booze to get us through Armageddon...which basically means that on Sunday we will have to make a trip to the liquor store.
Haha keeping the dream alive until Chinese New Year. I'm jobless with stitches in my face.
Start warming up your vocal cords, because Fucking With The Windows Open season has arrived.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
Drunkenly making hamburger helper. I just whispered "I can't wait to have you in my mouth."
Not sure if creeper guy is too drunk to talk or I'm too high to listen.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
Is Oprah even human
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Just got a handjob in my psych lecture. You were right, going to class is paying off.
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