Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
You named all of the cocktail shrimps and then tackled a guy for "eating Henry"
If you're wondering about the pepper everywhere its for the ants and it was my doings. They hate pepper. You're welcome.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
You are so predictable. I am willing to bet 20$ that instead of going out you are sitting on your couch, stoned, watching Seinfield re-runs and eating cheezits.
1. they're goldfish. 2 fuck you
Apparently that big girl from last night tried to take me upstairs when I was blacked out and all I did was grab Qs arm and whisper 'don't let her take me'
Just woke up with an entire pack of Oreos in my cheetah onesie. I've been waiting for this moment forever.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
you were so drunk that when the mouse on your laptop didnt work anymore you decided to just take it into the bathroom and pee on it while laughing like a mad scientist.
I can't be sure but I think I slept with a clown last night...
Will you PLEASE get your mom to stop telling me I'd make a great husband? She knows I'm gay, right?!
I know, but she really likes you. Have you met my brother yet?
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