Cool, see you soon... she just admitted to her friends that it was a queef.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
You aren't going to like my movie choice because it's a Disney movie, but I am cordially inviting you to the couch for blowjobs.
People will call it the Wrath of the Froyo. We'll be immortalized.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Like woke up with a dick piercing kind of drunk.
What was my myspace song when I went away to rehab?
This is what we get for finishing a whole box of Franzia by ourselves
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
The date did not go well. Turns out I once set her brother on fire.
I think next time I give head I'm gonna try making the chewbacca noise.
I look forward to it
I’ve chosen to watch a Mercedes station wagon drive around the Austrian in the rain because it’s live sports. If that doesn’t explain 2020, I don’t know what does.
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
Randomize
