I think I just saw someone hide a body.
Remember, sex is not sex til both people cross the finish line. Until then, it is just a favor.
Is it weird that we showed each other our pussy's and pointed out the good and bad things about each others??
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he was wearing a tuxedo, i was naked...it's a long story.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
do you think this outfit says "I maintained my dignity this weekend"?
I can only only sleep there on nights I orgasm cause he snores so loud and if he leaves me hanging one more time ill probably cut off his dick from lack of sleep and frustration
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
I need a new best friend. Someone who drinks like a fish, hooks up enough to raise eyebrows, and isn't afraid to admit that masturbation is the second best way to spend time. Someone like me! Help me put up posters.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
i guess i fuck people who own bucket hats so i can't talk shit
What's the best way to tell a guy he can call me when his impending divorce is finalized?
Your youporn search history says otherwise.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
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