Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
once we finished he held up the condom and asked if i wanted to keep it as a souvenir.
oh and he was serious.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
His dick was poking my bladder. That big...
just walk of shamed past a man riding a bike. RIDING A BIKE. what a wholesome life he must lead.
Should I tell her she gave me head in the kitchen while I was eating a cupcake or would that hurt her dignity too much?
He asked me to hum the Ghost Busters theme song as I was going down on him
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I woke up in some kids room and he introduced me to his friends at breakfast as "Monica" so I just went with it.
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
No you just wanted to pass out in your hallway because your room was too far away
Our fake lesbian relationship is better than her real relationship. Bitch be jealous
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