Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
I sat a few seats down and one row behind a cute girl at the Cubs game today. Having watched her talk to the guy next to her, I found out only her name and age. I then used that information and pieced it together with over 500 girls on Facebook with the same name. I found the same girl, and we're now fbook friends.
if being a creepy fuck was an olympic sport, they'd think you were using performance enhancing drugs...
I'm so high that a hulu ad convinced me to go on healthybaby.com
I'm thankful she wil die Alone. And I'm thankful I slept wiht her cousin. And brother.
I'm sorry to inform you but your friends with benefits card has expired has the beginning of the year. If you wish to renew your card you must submit a picture of a fully erect penis. Please note that not all request for a FWB card is accepted.
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Finding a keg in our kitchen would be like god personally high fiving each of us.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
That hot shower felt like it washed away all of my problems... Except being pregnant... Ps just found out I'm pregnant. Fuck.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
the fact that I've been his fuck buddy for a year, and I'm pregnant isn't bothering me. the fact that he didn't tell me about his girlfriend does.
Sorry for peeing on your books last night. I wouldn't leave them next to the window anymore.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
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