don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
Call me pathetic, but saying "tits for ireland" is working out really well on chatroulette today.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
i lnow ive slrrwsdy teted you this. but goddamn girl on tv is a good song
When a chinchilla decides to sit on your face while you're getting head from its owner, you bond.
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
I woke up surrounded by goldfish. Thank God my laptop was here too. Now I don't have to leave my bed all day.
I'm two sheets to the sexual wind
Had a crazy moment last night. Had to get up, run to bathroom, pop 3 Xanax, sit on bathroom floor and rock myself in fetal position. Not my best moment.
You puked on the bar then proceeded to walk out. I told the bartender some girl walked up, puked and left and he gave me a free drink. Hope you got home safe.
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
Well, if you do die, I'll bedazzle your coffin.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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