Where you are. You must stay where you are are
Where you are. You must stay where you are arewhere are youu
Where you are. You must stay where you 5eare wher are you!!
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
It was weird to see you drinking wine out a glass instead of a red cup today
you kept spraying the cat with water and then telling it to "man up" when it cried
Scott woke me up by cracking a beer open in my face. Best friends are awesome.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
she just pulled a hulk hogan to make her point. no idea how it helped
Text me if you also stopped reading harry potter in the 4th grade and wanna go to the bars tonight instead of the midnight premiere
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
We were escorted through the guys dorm by 5 kids with nerf guns and zelda shields. I felt like the president with a fucked up secret service squad.
Hey... Tell me if you remember differently, but nobody truly saw me naked, right?
I'm slowly getting to where I don't hate people anymore.
Never mind. Some random dude just walked past me and asked if I was having fun. I snarled at him. I might still kinda hate people.
Was I trying to make a threesome happen again?!
Yep
I need to stop doing that, Im gonna get punched in the face
She's dancing around licking a fork of nutella. She is not sober.
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