Braces and a neon one piece. She looks 15.
i'm in love
i just ate two sandwiches and am debating booty calling my landlord
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
If I had known I was gonna take my tights off and throw them over the balcony I would have shaved my legs.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
I'm stranded in the Hampton area. Looks like I'm going to have to take one for the team and pass out by this applebees.
oh my god. separately texting an Allie and an Ally while drunk is hard, and I'm climbed 1/2 way up a bridge pier.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
Wait. Wine + Crossbow..?
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
Something about Sunday night screams phone sex
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
She was hammered and showed her gay best mate a pic of my cock, his response was "I fucked the wrong brother"
On a side note apparently my brother is gay
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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