Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Do fat girls normaly have fat that look like a penis by their pussy?
What the hell did you do last night?!
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
Lots of alcohol. 3rd graders fuck me now.
Auto correct or actual 3rd graders?
So I paid for the taxi using pennies and hair clips, no need to thank me.
Ran out of plates, so I'm using my sociology notes. Looks like they will finally have a practical use.
Is it weird that I want to have sex wearing my glasses and lab coat while having an actual scientific discussion?
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
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