I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
I tried to go shot for shot with some guy called "shit show martinez"
I don't remember coming home but there is cereal EVERYWHERE
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
I've woke up in his bed 4 out of the past 6 mornings. I feel like this might be the time to learn more about him then his first name and what kind of beer he drinks.
Are you two whores ready for me to turn the light on so you can see what you came home with last night?
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
Nothing says I'm doing some sketchy shit like coming out of your bedroom with your underwear inside out
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