I just made out with a guy for $7.
question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
i have now learned nap means the same thing as sex in college
He just made his dick say "woof" and howl at me. can you pick me up?
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
I was talking to some girls while you were falling off your bar stool into the person next to you.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
It's like god touched my soul and said 'you will be great in bed'
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
at any given day I am at least 60% invested in my work. today I am staggered around 3.5%
Idk my boobs are big but i dont think theyre hide a flask in them big..
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
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