Come on the kid is gayer than me
Like the straightest thing he could do right now is take it up the butt
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
my mom took me to a gay bar and went on and on about all her good times at clubs... i now know where i get it
I've woken up in some weird places in my lifetime, but never in a tent in my own garage.
I was all over the place but at every locale you would pop out of nowhere and hand me a huge drink and say "HAMMERED"
I am the fairy godmother of the drink.
There are eight sets of guys I've made out with who have the same name. It's like noah's ark in my mouth.
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
Having weed delivered to your door is like having your own personal Santa Claus
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
ARE YOU OKAY?
Physically? Yes. Morally? No.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
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