If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
She gave him HEAD floating down the river in a tube as big a a tire. I just don't know how to compete with that sort of level of slut.
Throwing up while listening to pandora radio. Don't tell me my life doesn't have theme music.
He thinks that since we have been dating six months, that he can do the helicopter with his penis. Not okay.
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
I think the name vodka for a girl is amazing
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
THANKS BE TO BLACK BABY JESUS IN HIS LITTLE GOLDEN DIAPER FOR BLESSING ME WITH NOT PREGNANT
New Serial podcast is out. We can listen to it tonight instead of having sex.
Look, he's a hot korean guy with a motorcycle and a great ass. I'm gonna do head-titingly kinky shit with him.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
My husband is waiting until son is napping and air humps as a seduction tactic. Pray for me.
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
it is time to test the effects of half a loaf of bread and overconfidence on the human body
Randomize
