What's the procedure for failed threesomes? Do I friend her on facebook this morning?
halloween makes it hard to decipher real cops... from sexy men dressed up as them.
Drinking in an igloo changes everything.
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
He doesn't fuck you and he's married, why do you keep letting him cum all over your stomach?
In the hopes he'll just put it in one day?
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I've injured myself in such a way that i am only capable of making love standing up now
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
Last thing I remember was a hand in the pants. Then I woke up next to a full beer and a McDouble, which I promptly had for breakfast.
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
Vodka, rum, moonshine, I don't care, just bring like 5gallons.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
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