hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
We got bored. So we went to planned parenthood to stare at everyone who made worse decisions than us last night.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
The class that normally occupies the room we use for my Monday class had to do posters as if for a Hamlet movie and they pick actors for each character and this person wrote "Robert D. Niro"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
the pharmacist hit on me as i picked up my herpes medecine. i think we found a winner.
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
After he finished his girlfriend called him. I sat there, tied his shoes for him, then he high fived me and said "this is gonna be a great summer steph"
will you please stage a drunk girl intervention and tell him that his chain is severely harming his chances of getting laid tonight?
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
You should have totally come, I started watering down vodka with cider. I have lost the sense of taste.
I finally fell asleep and like an hour later he wakes me up and says "I've always to be woken up w a blowjob." Um, that's not how it works asshole.
Vodka tonic time....wish me luck!
Go for it my man. I'm saving my shit show night for tomorrow. Gonna make it a big one just to let the entire bar know why I'm single
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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