Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
i was just outside smoking and i saw a hooker sing "i wish i knew who your daddy was" to her new born baby. someone explain to me why i ever left chicago to go to college...
WTF why am I in the Atlanta airport?
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
he came on my stomach and it was 1000 degrees in his car. i smelled awesome.
Girls night always turns into let's seperate and get laid night.
That's fuckin bs. I had the bouncers beat by 30 yards til that dumbshit on the moped stopped in front of me.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
You came home And decided to make beer battered bacon... That's why there was smoke
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Dude you better come get your girl, she's sitting here eating a tub of pasta salad muttering to herself about gypsies.
Are we DOING anything for lunch...if sex is involved, let's just be straight forward and stop wasting the first half hour! We just need to get to the point
She walked up to me and whispered "I hope you're good at sex" and led me to the beach.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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