there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
my girls lil sis wanted to play hide & seek. she told her 2 go hide. we went to the room and had sex. she was hiding under the bed.
Woke up to the first three complete chapters of my new novel titled "If My Dick Could Talk" waiting for me on my laptop
i took it, then realized you live 3 ours away. but if you start driving now, im almost positive I'll still be hard
I'm riding in a wheelchair, being pulled by a golf cart. You need to be here.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
I just found a 2 minute video on my phone of you throwing up in a fake plant.
I had to convince someone last night that the fact that he couldn't get me off wasn't him it was me and to clarify I had to tell him there was only. One person that got me off every time without fail, he said "that guy is my hero" you should be proud
Maybe I'm just didn't notice and imagined a different penis as a Freudian coping mechanism?
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
I've officially dedicated my newly single life to making myself squirt.
i feel like ive seen the light, but not in the nasty christian way. thats gross. say no to jesus, kids
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
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