"you've got the devil in yuh. the curse of Jesus is coming on your sex soon." That's what a homeless guy just told me.
it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
i think of them as a grilled chicken salad and a fried chicken biscuit. obviously Amy is better for me, but when i'm eating her all i can think about is how much better the blonde must taste.
We woke up in an inflatable kiddie pool full of both empty and full beer cans. In the middle of his dad's office. Oh, and we were locked in. Nobody remembers.
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
His fucking was so lame I considered painting my nails during...
He ate me out. IN THE MORNING. I love less attractive men.
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I dont' remember leaving St. Cloud, getting home, or apparently directing traffic in the middle of the fucking street while black out drunk.
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
p.s i need to stop drunk texting my mom. she brings up text convos all the time and i have no idea what shes talking about...
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
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