this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Just found my shirt from Saturday, got an automatic contact buzz.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
What is she getting? Last time we talked her behavior was conducive to getting a tramp stamp on her face.
This is like the best thing that's ever happened to us. We're getting paid to sit around get high and eat. There is a Jesus
I'm back in the dating scene now... Since the legality issue calmed down. And my stalking charges were dropped.
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
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