Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
What did I eat last night that was bloody?
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
We're having Wednesday-night goat-night at the bar.
It's hard to explain...
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
At this point, I'd date an ax murderer. So long as he doesn't cry all the time, have ED, or leave me with his unspayed cat. My list of requirements is becoming increasingly specific.
My previously white toilet seat is now hot pink. I'm not sure why or how but I know it's your fault.
I'm trying to blow this guy down here can you please get my husband out of the house.
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
easy for you to say. you're not the one who has to explain why you woke up with a pineapple and a used condom.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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