Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
Now would be a good time to set your alarm to pick me up from jail in the morning.
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
He wouldnt stop screaming that he wanted a trashcan WITH a lid. Whats so necassary about a lid
Well you are. Awfully cute even. Like baby bunnies. And tiny, tiny penises. You know.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
Just walked into McDonald's and a bunch of fat girls gave me a look like I just entered their territory.
And we're now at 8 people from the office coming to my desk to ask me "do you feel better?".
Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
My breasts were aching with rage.
gay sex achievement: unlocked
what
you told me you were going out for groceries!!
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
You tried to eat your way through the wall. Like you literally tried to eat drywall and insulation.
try to milk me bitch
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