When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
When we ran out of red solo cups we switched to Starbucks cups for beer pong... Who doesn't want to live in Seattle?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
I'll throw in a blow job for your kind ways. Or another booty call. I'm poor and not very imaginative. This is all I have to offer- the unicorn like wonders of my vagina.
I know he'd never cheat on me. It'd be like choosing Mexican tap water over Patron.
Look. I've got things to do today.. Will you hurry up and come over so I can give you some head and get my day started already
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Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
smoked some of that legal weed last night, felt like God himself legit bent me over his knee and spanked my ass. Never again..never.
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
it's too much effort for something that isn't food.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
we fucked and then he hand fed me a hot pocket
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
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