I just woke up to a guy kissing me goodbye and leaving for class. I don't know where I am, don't have any clothes on, my underwear are gone, and the shoes I found with my dress aren't mine. He just walked in and gave me my phone. I was on my period. Come get me I will walk to the nearest intersection and wait.
I told her I was pledging and she immediately proposed to give me head in the bathroom. i love how easy rushees are
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
She said she didn't think she should have to shave either. Guess no shave November just became no sex November.
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
Can I tell him I got herpes from your bong instead of from that guy who claimed to be an olympic diver?
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Your rough animalistic sex sounds are disrupting my cocktail hour
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
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