butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
the sex was "jacking off to playboy" bad.
A letter to the campus apologizing for being sucha cunt with a picture of her head on it. All posted around campus.
hey i found one of your nipple clamps under my couch, i miss you!
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I remember telling you it was cold out because the sun was going to explode and people were going to fight for corn. I feel I've mislead you.
That's just a really flattering way of saying, "Yes, you're useless, but you have great tits."
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
Well tech shes born nov 12, but since her head was out on the 11th, she claims both days as her birthday
someone wrote my own number down on my hand and then call me.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
I am watching the most amazing drunk person ever. Literally such a trooper that you can put anything in front of him he'll drink it. His latest reason for taking another shot was: well whatever. I'm never gonna get married anyway.
Heels with jeans turned Casual Friday into Casual Sex With My Boss Friday
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