Duck Duck Cougar?
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
the general consensus of people in the room is that i should have another bottle of wine.
"people in the room" being me.
We name dropped you at the liquor store and got a ten percent discount!
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
I DON'T EVEN KNOW ONE MINUTE IM SITTING HER THE NEXT IM FLYING PASSED THE MOON
PISSING MYSELF IN ZERO GRAVITY
THOSE AIN'T STARS U SEE TONIGHT GURL
This may have to wait till tomorrow. I smoked so my back wouldn't hurt and I overshot relaxed by like 4 hits casually
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
party devolved into two exes battling with Cal's tiki torches, and the lawn being set on fire kinda sorta and then we all hula'ed... hulaed?
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
Dude... the time we have in life to be young and trivial is so incredibly short. I think we should drink tonight.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
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