I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Fuck men. I'm going to go eat a package of cookie dough and get fat. I hope I die of salmonella.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
I may or may not have just sent the bartender a pic of me in my slutty cheerleader costume with the caption "rah rah ree, gimme yo d"
I drink way too much to have a type. Last weekend I picked up a guy who calls me "baby girl"
He looked at me like he knew me, and I looked at him like I had seen his penis before.
When we pulled over so you could pee, you made us stand over you and "make a roof"
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
also somebody did cough syrup and i was really worried but i couldn’t express why properly so i was like MACKLEMORE SAYS NO
In bathroom. Hand in air with cell phone. Help.
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
Question: When you have the names of 4 guys tattoo'd on you, how do you make the 5th one real special?
I was the oldest, shortest, and soberest at the New Years party last night. My life sucks
there's crying, and people are upset, and there's a love triangle, and a broken heart, and so much estrogen
She’s fine. Found her in the bathtub eating Cheerios and watching Rugrats on an iPad.
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