He looks like Jesus, if Jesus had let himself go.
It all came flooding back to me: there was a woman with one hand
me and my sister are feeding my dog poprocks. this is proof you don't need a lot of money to have fun.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
Totally just sport flirted the shit out of a girl on a wheelchair. I've done my good deed for the day.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
Think of it this way, instead of a puppy, we're getting a baby.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
Sarah is throwing up still and I'm eating salad with my fingers
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
Tell me why i have 60 matches in 72 hours on tinder. Can i sell my tinder account like people used to sell their myspace pages and tumblrs when they had a lot of followers? Is that a thing?
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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