i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
he actually used the line "do you have a map, because i'm lost in your eyes" and i was to drunk to care
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
I was tied up in bed before noon, the rest of the day can go to hell.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
I swear to God...this day is one great big who's who in the land of fucked uppedness.
I just realized that this is the first time I've ever seen your mom without sucking your cock.
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