First rule of pills: If you can't remember what it is, take half.
those are such fre$h shoes
going to ignore the use of the word "fresh" in a sentence that isnt related to produce and/or other food stuffs and especially the part where you replaced an "s" with a dollar sign
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
Her mom walked into the garage as we were smoking a kush blunt with sombreros on.
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
I rolled joints beforehand. Lit a candle. Ghetto rigged taping the 40's on my hands and then lit the joint using the flame of the candle.
I'm so proud of your modern ingenuity
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
I'm taking a dab in mourning of how long its been since I smoked with you guys.
Right now, I'm sitting in my room, drinking beer, eating double stuff Oreos, taking bites straight from a block of cheese, and watching Anchor Man 2 trailers. Finals week at its finest
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
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