If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
Help. All alone. Room is. Changing colors. Dance party 2010, but without dancing.
I really have to stop waking up in hot tubs on Friday mornings.
Wait wait wait. I remember riding in her car to the next bar. On your lap. With my head on the dashboard. That probably should have been my cut off point.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
I mean really it's like when you're super hungry and you can't decide what to eat, you just know you want food. This is that situation, but for my vagina
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
He was kissing me at red light while his penis was in an aluminum beer bottle peeing..
i woke up inside a girl that i promised i would take on a date to Chili's
Now I'm having a post-sex brownie. Is this the life? I think it might be
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I woke up beside him and almost cried. Then I realized you were on the other side so I knew I hadn't made any bad decisions.
I have a cheeseburger in my purse and im going to fill her prescription for narcotics. Who thought i was responsible enough to sign her discharge papers?
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