do you believe in love at first sight?
awwwwww =)
yea.. so can i have your sisters number? thanks!
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I managed to lose everything but my socks.. which stayed on all 6 times we had sex.
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
trying to figure out why the only thing in our freezer is an expired loaf of bread, a white t shirt, and a receipt from taco bell for 37.50 from last Friday
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
i remember going to sleep after the 4th time i threw up this morning and hoping i didn't have to again because then it would be uneven between saturday and sunday. my ocd is getting out of control
I just said "okay we have 20 minutes to get each other off, ready... Set... Go!" and he picked me up and threw me on the bed. I almost came just from that.
I've officially slept through a hurricane, a tornado and had sex during an earthquake. I'm surviving.
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
He has no idea he’s my boyfriend.
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
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