Would you rather have a 10 inch but pencil thin penis or a 2 inch very fat one?
Fat, it's not about touching the bottom it's about raising hell of the sides.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
Semi hypothetical question. Do you think its physically possible to bruise your clit?
I don't know what's happening. Everyone is wearing beaks.
sick fucks of a feather flock together
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
While we were driving she just screams from the backseat: MUMFORD AND SONS DROP THE BANJO and made what were meant to be banjo sound effects
I just want to let you know that when you try and lie about the "solid 10" you brought home last night, I've got a picture of her and about 10 reasons you should have left her at the bar starting with those martin scorsese eyebrows.
Handcuffs are allowed in carry on luggage :) just checked
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
it's like i'm making a family tree of tunnel buddies for my vagina
WHY DID YOU NOT OFFER TO LET HIM STAY
Dude, it's like you want him inside me more than i do
Actually new year, new me. I haven’t had sex yet so technically I’ve been a virgin all year.
Peru was great. He sent me a text after thanking me for my amazing morals which confused me but made me oddly proud...then he texted a correction. He meant my amazing oral. Sadly this Made me prouder. Fuck u bitches and ur morally inhibiting gag reflexes.
Randomize
