So how come you never look me in the eyes anymore when we make love?
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
you never know, standards drop, they turn gay, shit happens.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
He had to pee in the sink beside my head because the girl that I was taking care of was passed out on the toilet. To answer your question: yes i took a peek. Thats why we hooked up later.
I walked in on you eating olive oil off of a plate. you gave me this look and I just started crying. we were that drunk.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
His wife found out about our affair the same day he got fired for it.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
Haha...we lost by one cup to a guy w shitty facial hair. What makes me most mad abt the loss is that I could grow a better beard on my vag.
Me and this random chick had a conversation about how to save the world. 2 words: Dance. Battles. I love drunk heart to hearts in bar bathrooms.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
I FOUND THE LEGS
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
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