I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
i am not above fucking your little sister on your bed
We are like the golden girls with less cheesecake and more drugs.
We named our saturday intramural dodgeball team "we're hungover". Pretty much just an excuse to fuel my alcoholism on friday nights.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
Boobs speak an international language.
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
Bringing my mom Taco Bell and weed. I'm such a good daughter
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED. WHO CAME HOME WITH ME. WHAT THE FUCK RESPOND ASAP I AM SO CONFUSED
Worst sex ever! He was a talker for sure! I was on top and out of no where he said "Oh you bad bitch?" I stopped and left.
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