I am good. I dancing. Drinking but dancing fine.
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
You don't have to be emotionally available for a blow job.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
drunk her ninja stole one of the pizzas as it arrived and hid all of the pieces in a cereal box in the fridge.Genius.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
Being invited to eat tater tots at 1:30am by a rly hot girl then actually only eating tater tots is a major let down. Tasty, but still a let down
When he couldn't get it up, he handed me a beer, put his clothes back on, and said "try again tomorrow."
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
like, is this a date?? I'm sitting on his couch drinking a juice box while he makes taquitos in sweat pants
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
I honestly don't understand how your night went from singing a touching rendition of Africa to an angry political rant to low key trying to find a frat boy to bang to doing dishes to yoga
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
You don't make any sense
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