Hey, what are you up to?
Drinking wine with the guys and watching 7 Pounds.
Looking back I guess I could have changed that to beer and Die Hard.
you should buy a sheep. A) you get an awesome pet. B) free coat
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
Come over and play the Jeter 3000 drinking game. You drink if the commentators say "captain" or "3000". I'll drink if they say "overrated" or "past his prime".
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
I was at that stage of drunk where it seemed appropriate to just make out with everyone. As like a greeting.
I hear you
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
I found out that rock climbing and alcohol does not go together. Ask my broken arm.
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Afternoon delight is playing while I take a shit at mcdonalds
PLEASE LET MY BIRD FUCK YOUR BIRD
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