grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Based on the pics I have taken of hookups while they were passed out or sleeping, I have scientifically concluded that no two vagina lips are the same. They are like snowflakes.
I woke up with glitter in my wounds.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
Just followed a blind kid around for 20 minutes to see how awesome his guide dog was. And he was pretty fucking awesome
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
I had to try on three different bathing suits to hide my boob hickies
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
I'm pretty sure I just won at life. I touched the bushy tail of a squirrel while he had his mouth full and was digging in a plant on campus. That is all.
it's like the easy bake oven version of plastic surgery
Like, my vagina is jet-lagged.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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