This is a mass text. Does anyone know where I am?
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
Peed in a church parking lot last night. As if Jesus didnt hate me enough already.
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
I'm pretty sure we scarred one of our coworkers. This is the second time he has caught us both fully undressed and banging at work.
Either he has bad timing or he wants to join.
I just had to call my mom to come pick me up stoned at a Lana's house and beg her to buy me Taco Bell. I'm graduating from college in 14 hours. Fuck
Still pimpin that dick in the cornfields. Now it's just transferred to the local bar.
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
I woke up in a bathtub full of green and blue Nickelodeon slime! wtf?!
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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