The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
Before he took my jeans off all he said was "no hard feelings from middle school right?"
how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
Can we make sure camping doesn't turn into forest-orgy?
Lol, last year was UNREAL
Please tell me I didn't try to make out with a 70 year old Romanian man last night ...
My dad sent me a 10 ft beer bong and my mom sent me ideas for future careers. I'll let you guess who my favorite parent is. Also, come over tonight. and bring beers.
He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
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