I think my guts just had a chinese fire drill
question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
So high I started thinking my desktop picture of a cat was too erotic for the workplace.
Please tell me you werent the one who replaced every beer bottle in my fridge with a picture of a baby kitten.
... and if i was..
Fuck. You.
Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
Imagine the quality of nudes you could send with a selfie stick
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
New guy moved in the apartment next door. He's a combat vet, 6'4", Adonis body and going to med school. My vagina is chewing thru the wall as we speak.
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
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