I've been thinking about all the girls in my life in terms of applying to college.
Huh?
I guess what im trying to say is that your my safety school.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
after a month anything with tits is on the radar
I'm at a party watching some dude try to eat a whole package of Oreos in 5 minutes.
Last night was epic. Hooked up with Emma Watson, found twenty bucks, and then passed out on my floor.
No you didn't. You drank unbelievable amounts of 151, passed out in someone else's bathroom, and we carried you back to your floor. Nice dreams though.
Just took my pill on time for two days in a row. I deserve a prize.
Not having phil's child is good enough.
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but my underwear and it was on backwards and my entire body is too sore to move...
Im glad someone is finally more of a drunken slut than I am.
Don't be offended. I can't even stand sleeping next to my dildo after I'm done, let alone a whole person.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
He gets a blow job and all I get is a huge scar on my arm ... how is this fair?
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
I don't even want to think about the kind of person who would shit in the street before 10pm on a Sunday.
You said that about some fat chick sitting on the base of a lamp post and puking. Downright heroic.
I think I collapsed a disk in my spine when I drunkenly lifted that fat girl on my shoulders to chicken fight at the pool.
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
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