ok so i jsut did the walk of shame with this random guy that i had sex with at the hotel party, and the lady at the front desk said "wow you're just now leavin?"
Just fucked a hooker at a motel in New Jersey. Two states down, 48 to go.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
Being college poor has reached a new low. I am giving up on masturbating so i can save money on toilet paper
When She took off her bra.... A tube of lipgloss, her phone, I.D. And a wad of twenties fell out.... I'm officially no longer a butt man
I forgive you, at least you vote. I found out my fuck buddy isn't even registered. I won't fuck a non respectable citizen.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Found a phone out last night at the bar. EPIC homemade porn vids on it!
Don't be surprised if I hand out mini dildos on Halloween
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
Also what’s the official rule on washing one guy’s jizz off my back before I go out with another guy? That I should?
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