I'm pretty sure there is a country song about this exact situation
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
I vomited in the sink and my bra was in there...I don't even have words to describe this hangover confusion
A 300 lb dude in a sundress yelling bible verses while wearing a raggedy anne wig is just as funny as I thought it would be. Thank you san francisco.
Ended up at a lesbian bar and almost got stabbed in the eye with a dart. Weirdest bachelor party ever.
Weekday college schedule so far: get high as tits. Watch Family Guy marathons. Repeat.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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