If this place produced love children they would be born wearing Lilly Pullitzer with raging coke addictions.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
He handled me like a finger puppet on crack... Time to ice the vagina, I'd like to sit down sometime today.
I just entered us to win a trip to Vegas for spring break. GET YOUR VAGINA READY FOR THE ULTIMATE DICK HUNT!
I'm bringing cupcakes to work today as an apology for my actions at the bar last night, my boss probably can't look at me the same ever again
its the first football sunday and my boyfriend isn't excited. this isn't gonna last unless he makes me snacks and brings me beer during the game.
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
Dude, he paid us overtime to smoke weed out of a bong at his house
You seem to be avoiding the poop question. How did you poop on your hand?
She said she was sorry for rolling around in her own vomit. Honestly, I thought it really added to the party.
Well he waved at me as he was leaving so he def noticed the staring, and by staring i mean blatant eye fucking from across the bar..
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