if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
The trick is to not slur when purchasing the condoms at 3am
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
Can we put your name for the shipping address for penis ice luge?
I don't think my body can handle the alcohol I want to put in it anymore.
he referred to his penis as the bashful dwarf from snow white
Considering adding a large amount of vodka to my tomato cup-a-soup at work. Save me.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Not gonna lie, Wednesday was the perfect day to get laid off, all I've done since is watch the Simpsons marathon
My actions are not mine. They are the actions of Patron.
im drinking out of a pineapple, so yea.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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