It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
the way i see it, im about one adderall binge away from graduating
fuck. I just remembered I agreed to let you finger me last night for solely for "scientific purposes"
It was beyond pathetic. You yelled her name at every blonde chick we saw hoping it would be her. Then you puked your corn dog
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Douche bag was crowd surfing, sack punched him. Crowd carried him away in a ball of agony. LIFE=COMPLETE.
I was looking threw the photos on my phone. There is 8 different ones of us peeing on things.
Just fat and dog and sweat all over the bed. All night long.
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
Only you could go on vacation to visit family and hook up with a pro NFL player from Tinder
Is it weird that the girl I'm fucking just wished me luck on my date tonight?
I made a bucket list last night. Number 5: Will marry a wizard.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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