Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
you went through ur friends list and posted an obscene comment on every ultrasound pic...."not his" "looks like a sea monkey"
His parents had a bottle of captain morgan on the table for me when I went for dinner. I feel accepted
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
Dude...I slept walked to the free condom bin in the lounge last night. I don't know why.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
I just described cereal to my mother as "acoustic breakfast soup".
who is this
that blonde bartender and I racked up an impressive mini bar bill last night
Mini bar? Did you get a hotel room?
Yeah, the last thing I need right now is a chick with an insane clown posse tattoo knowing where I live
That’s legit
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