After I talked about my ex for about twenty minutes, she just listened, sluts are so understanding
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
I woke up, not remembering how or when or why i was even there and looked over to find Steph spooning with an adult black man.
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
I wouldnt consider it a good Wednesday if there wasn't any projectile vomit involved
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
Before I left he insisted on serenading me with a ukalele. I might be a little bit in love
Pants off. Spirits lifted.
I convinced a girl making out is a secret handshake
He was very considerate of my needs, he offered me pizza before and after.
And my parents said I crawled through the house
I think I'm in the negatives for the quantity of fucks given today.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
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