She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
And apparently I was the one that started the drunken make out session that broke the window
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
I bought emergency contraception until I / we decide how to handle that. And target gave me a gift receipt for it. Awkward.
He was the highest I've ever seen. Almost had him convinced there are only three colors in the rainbow...
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
Just called the boss a "cunt baguette". To her face. This is why I can't drink with people from work. Know of anywhere that's hiring?
I am now picking what guy I will hang out with based on how many Pokémon they live near.
Last night we proved the theory that "harder" is the worst rough sex safe-word ever.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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