HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
i have a feeling he has a nice dick. i can just sense it.
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
Friday was tragic. I was naked on top of him and he didn't have a condom. Oh and he had an Obama poster on the wall in front of his bed so our president was staring down at me while I was naked. I felt sorta bad.
You should've just screamed yes we can!
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I don't even want to go. i just want to be a hermit and live in a cave with an elephant that pisses vodka
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
I'm going to confession for the first time in 6 years. Where do I start, the gay sex or rampant alcoholism?
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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