I don't know what you were told but i for sure didn't sleep with any one but steve's couch.
Alcohol only hurts me because he loves me.
He tugged on my tampon string and said 'there's a snake in my boot'. Needless to say he called me Woody and quoted Toy Story the rest of the night.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
We pinky-swore to never fuck each other again.
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
In a cab. Towels everywhere. Confused.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Steve watched craig and I have sex from the top level of his cat tower this morning.
The teenager outdrank all of us. All. Of. Us. I woke up and she was getting everyone water and fruit snacks. I give up.
Their first impression of me was that I was completely naked. So yeah college hasn't even started yet and I'm already that person.
How was my night? He had a picture of his mom on his night stand and he yelled "Papi like" when he came. Fuck tequila.
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
Jello shots? I thought you weren't drinking tonight.
Im not drinking im slurping
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